Successful day, Swimmers, Bayonets

Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: "I
am thankful for __________. Today I accomplished _________."
~ Advice

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
~ Steven Wright

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.
~ Boris Yeltsin

Family, Humor, Intellect

Call your family often.
~ Advice

No mind is thoroughly well-organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
~ Albert Einstein