There was a young fellow from Trinity,
Who took the square root of infinity.
But the number of digits,
Gave him the fidgets;
He dropped Math and took up Divinity.
You ain't learnin' nothin' when you're talkin'. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
Well done is better than well said. ~ Benjamin Franklin
By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to April's breeze unfurled;
Here once the embattled farmers stood;
And fired the shot heard round the world.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
--Thomas Jefferson
Here is this week's quote, now that a wonderful friend has helped me recover the quotes mailing list.
Oh, the comfort - the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person - having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together; certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness blow the rest away.
~ Dinah Craik
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
~ William Shakespeare in As You Like It
The speed of communications is wondrous to behold. It is also true that speed can multiply the distribution of information that we know to be untrue.
~ Edward R. Murrow
The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
~ Edward Gibbon
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am never satisfied until I have said as much as possible in a few words, and writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length.
~ Carl Friedrich Gauss
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
~Dale Carnegie
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
~ Publius Syrus
(editor's note: if you get from the second one that it's foolish to be silent, you should read it again... -K)
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
~ Gene Brown
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.
~ Theodore H. White
It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all.
~ Edward de Bono
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
~ Susan Ertz
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
~ Arthur Brisbane
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
~ A.A. Milne
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
~ Eleanor Chaffee