One-Liner, Resentment, Enterprise

I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds
out, she'll kill me.
~ Henny Youngman (1906-1998)
U.S. (English born) comedian - known as The King of the One-Liner;
stand-up routine included seldom-used violin.

Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.
~ St. Augustine

Every successful enterprise requires three men - a dreamer, a
businessman, and a son of a bitch.
~ Peter McArthur

eating habits, one-liner, and liberty

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
~ Advice

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
~ Henny Youngman

Liberty without obedience is confusion, and obedience without liberty is slavery.
~ William Penn